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Nurse:"Sorry your boyfriend couldn't wait for you in the waiting room, it makes women feel uncomfortable."
Me:"He wasn't my boyfriend and I don't see how it would make them uncomfortable, but that's my opinion. He was here for moral support. I understood, and so does he."
Nurse:"So he's your...."
Me:"Friend."
Nurse:(During the question asking) "How many sexual partners have you had?"
Me:"11."
Nurse:"How old were you when you first became sexually active?"
Me:"....Loaded question but....14, I guess."
Nurse:"You're sexually active, then."
Me:"Well....I guess...but..."
Nurse:"How many times have you been pregnant?"
Me:"Uh. 0."
Nurse:"O...kayy...-Checks 'condoms' as my preferred use of birth control-"
Me:"I don't use condoms. Or take birth control."
Nurse:"Then how do you avoid getting pregnant?"
Me:"With homosexuality."
Nurse:
Me:
Nurse:
Me:"I fuck girls."

“i dont care about looks”

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themanwithfrozenhearts:

im a really affectionate person once you get past my 5 layers of shyness, awkwardness, fear, vague dislike, and loneliness

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